The Man Who Married a Robot / Love Theme This is a story about a lonely, lonely man.
One day, the man — whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86 — turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, Internet, do you love me;
The internet looked at him and said, “Yes. I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much.
And so they embarked on a life together.
Wherever the man went, he took his friend.
The man and the internet went everywhere together, except of course the places where the internet could not go.
The man shared everything with his friend:
All of his fears and desires
All of his loves, past and present
All of the places he had been and was going
And then he died
In his lonely house
On the lonely street
In that lonely part of the world
You can go on his Facebook.